galaxys4:

[on the first date] uhh… heh… (sweats) umm… so uh do you say “gif” or “jif” hahah

when you hear everyone flipping the test page over but you’re still on question 2

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time